DWGMSFF Specials

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Special 1

Servant: “Wang, Jing wangye is bothering wangfei…….”

Wangye: “Castrate him.”

Servant: “Young master Shang Guan is sending love letters to wangfei……”

Wangye: “Chop his head off…….”

Servant: “Huangguifei is making things difficult for wangfei……”

Wangye: “Dispose her.”

Servant: “Moyu is stealing our territory…….”

Wangye: “Find out who their master is. The men kill them, the women send them to the army.”

Servant: “Wang, Moyu’s master is wangfei……”

Wangye: “Oh? Make way, give the territory to wangfei!”

Servant: “Yes……”

Wangye: “Tell wangfei, what’s mine is hers…..”

Servant: “This……”

Wangye: “I’m hers, not to mention those mere possessions.”

Servants: “Eh……”

Wangye: “Before didn’t wangfei set her eyes on Wu Ji Gong? Break it and sent to wangfei!”

Servant: “Pu……”

Wangye: “Ask wangfei what more does she wants. If she wants the throne, benwang will take it!”

Servant: “Ah…..”


 

Special 2

“Miss, someone paid a large amount of money for guye’s head.”

Outside the red canopy, a person in black is standing respectfully. Inside the canopy, a woman is lovingly nestled in the arms of a man.

“How much?”

The woman chuckled.

“5000 golden liang.”

“So cheap……ye, if you give me ten thousand, this matter will be forgotten……”

The woman’s slender finger ignited a string of flames on the man’s body.

“What if I say no……”

The man grabbed the woman’s soft finger and put it on his lips.

“Wu Qing, decree the ‘chase life command’. The one who kills demon wang will get ten thousand golden liang plus ‘the best killer of the year award’.”

“Qi er wants to kill your own husband?”

The man turned and kept the woman’s body under his body.

Ye, if I don’t do this, how can I have an affair justifiably?”

“You dare!”

Inside the canopy, it is overflowing of spring ……

 

 

 

1. Guye: son in law used by the wife’s family.

2. Liang: ancient chinese currency

3. Ye: what a man calls himself/ what a woman calls a man

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  • doh

    QiQi has received a request (as sect leader) to kill the man who happens to be her husband

    • Murtagks

      Will QiQi have an affair later?
      I dont understood why she would like to kill his own husband (Feng Cang)

      • doh

        she was just kidding lol

    • Murtagks

      And the Man in the carriage.
      Who is this?

      • doh

        the man in the carriege is him, demon wang

  • doh

    lol

  • Zetcoy Schultz

    🙂 what the hell does Wang, wangye, wangfei, Huangguifei, benwang even mean?

    • 1314dreamer

      wang and wangye is the same thing. it mean prince of the first rank
      wangfei is the main wife of a wangye
      benwang is ‘I’ used by a wangye
      huangguifei is a consort of the emperor, her rank is only below the empress

    • doh

      wang = prince
      wang-ye = a prince
      wang-fei = the wife of a prince
      Huangguifei = a very high title for a concubine of the Emperor (maybe the highest, not sure)
      ben-wang = “me”/”I” used by a prince

      • Zetcoy Schultz

        Thanks 😀

  • Lover of Love

    Ah no matter how many times I’ve reread this…it’s just…incredibly amazing *~*